Pump Cover thick as frick shirt nonverbally screams from the rooftop

nonverbally screams from the rooftop “I am…THICK as FRICK

The Thick as Frick pump cover will hide your limbs from the naked eye while at the same time

This unparalleled design features a voluminous chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) that possesses unrivaled power and jaw dropping mass causing the lesser pencil neck chicken to simply stare in amazement as they gawk at the cock of the walk

that’s just a mere fantasy

Pump Cover thick as frick shirt nonverbally screams from the rooftopImagine, living in a world where your muscles are voluptuous and engorged 24 seven. Unfortunately, thats just a mere fantasy. The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy, flimsy, and flaccid without a pernicious pumpBEHOLD! The Band Aid to cover our wounds of reality! The Thick as Frick pump cover will hide your limbs from the naked eye while at the same time, allowing you to comfortably reach engorgement and bulbousity!